What was the motivation behind this one - Merry Christmas from Mom, the kids and Dad the porn star? And what making Mom so happy? Yeah, that'll keep him quiet for a while. Get a room. On second thought, our hands are full, never mind. Holy Christmas Batman,...

Wal-Mart called, your family Christmas photos are in. This puts a whole new spin to the phrase "family tree"! Dad realizes that if the 40 pounds of tinsel catches fire on that tree, he has a better chance of survival without the flammable matching pj's....